There Will Be Spoilers

Podcast 131, with Logan Moy

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 08:30:58 +0000

With the Oscars just around the corner, Logan Moy of The Film Vault returns to discuss which movies we think will walk away with the big prizes.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 131

Podcast 130, Half Luis and Drew, Half Solo

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 07:51:48 +0000

Due to a technical glitch, only half of this episode features the hilarious Luis Cortes and Drew Coolidge. The three of us (somewhat regrettably) discuss whether or not it’s possible to be traditionally hot and also funny. The other parts feature me chatting to no one about some movies I saw recently.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 130

Notes:

I don’t think I can emphasize enough how obnoxious that digital interference gets after a couple of minutes, even though I only kept a couple seconds of it. As I mentioned in the episode, I’m happy to send the full conversation to anyone interested, but listen at your own ears’ risk.

Again, apologies to Luis and Drew who went out of their way to record a hilarious episode that no one will really get to hear. Hopefully we’ll hang out again soon and get something else recorded.

Podcast 129, with Tyler Kahl

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:03:35 +0000

From Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, to Timon and Pumbaa, Tyler Kahl returns for his third podcast to discuss the best cinematic duos… nevermind the recurring themes of torture, racism, and cunnilingus.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 129

Podcast 128, with Chris Paschall

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:34:51 +0000

Things get ScorSEXY when Chris Paschall returns for his first podcast in 115 episodes. We do our best to discuss the career of Martin Scorcese, but shit gets real during a conversation about Wes Anderson and DVD fetish.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 128

Podcast 127, with Brett Rader

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:54:55 +0000

The Golden Globes of Oscars. In the spirit of the season, Brett Rader and I get plastered and figure out which past Best Picture winner deserves the ultimate award. Brett also pitches me Ace Ventura 3.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 127

Podcast 126, with Casey Oliver

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 08:31:54 +0000

Casey Oliver of The Nothing But Show helps highlight some of the other 2011 standouts and disasters. We also discuss our most anticipated films of 2012, and a shitload of other movies I’ve never heard of or seen.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 126

Podcast 125, Top 10 Films of 2011 with Dad

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 07:52:43 +0000

My dad and I hang out during halftime to talk about my 10 Favorite Films of 2011. We also go through some honorable mentions, and Dad brings up a couple unexpected additions.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 125

Notes:

I recorded a solid 11 minutes of podcast the night before, but talking by myself just didn’t feel right. Also my roommate decided that was the exact moment to start fixing the light right outside my room, so the recording is complete with awkward pauses and unnecessarily loud banging on my walls. Anyway, one of these days I may release that audio, but I’m glad my dad was around to talk movies the following day.

Podcast 124, with Mike Frizzelle

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 08:36:35 +0000

One of my closest and longest friends, Mike Frizzelle, joins for a podcast about actors who are more badass than their characters, R-rated movies his older brothers let us watch, and why his mom prefers her action heroes shirtless.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 124

Podcast 123, with Robbie Starr

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 08:52:34 +0000

Kill the Dog, and give me three good reasons to see that movie you hated. Robbie Starr returns for P-cast numero 13, and we STILL find time to discuss trilogies.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 123

Podcast 122, with Dan Port

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:12:49 +0000

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? If so, check out this week’s podcast, dedicated to movies about luck. Dan Port joins in honor of his lucky number, and the two of us also discuss the joyous danger of gambling.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 122

Podcast 121, with Matt Schulman

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 09:00:48 +0000

Matt Schulman returns for ep #6 to talk about characters and actors who defy expectations. We also poke fun at the new Three Stooges trailer, and argue over holiday films.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 121

Podcast 120, with Mike Cioffi

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 09:00:53 +0000

Mike Cioffi joins me to discuss which crime characters would be in our personal Movie Mafia. We also consider how to properly rob a bank, and I relive my guilt for STILL having never seen Casino.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 120

Podcast 119, with Joel Sinensky

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 08:23:09 +0000

My first guest ever (Joel Sinensky) joins me at my first recording studio ever (my parents’ backyard) to look back on the movies that make us feel nostalgic. We also discuss the various ways nostalgia is dealt with in film, which ultimately allows us to compare the ending of The Godfather to Sweet Home Alabama.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 119

Notes:

Two other movies I would have liked to have discussed: First, Casablanca, which I would have brought up in the show but I felt like I was talking to much. If the theme song “As Times Goes By” doesn’t imply characters feeling nostalgic for a lost time, then perhaps the uber-famous line “We’ll always have Paris” will sell it to ya.

I also would have loved to discuss The Artist, but I didn’t see it until after this ep was recorded. Another great example of filmmakers (and at times characters) thinking back to simpler times.

Podcast 118, with Bob Hildebrand

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 05:45:50 +0000

My roommate Bob Hildebrand returns for his seventh or eighth appearance to discuss Movies We’re Thankful For. In typical TWBS fashion, the conversation quickly turns to movie boobs, Milk Duds, and Pearl Harbor.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 118

Podcast 117, with Andy Derer

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 16:00:36 +0000

Mmmmmm, delicious new food-movie podcast. Andy Derer helps explain the connection between pig carvers and serial killers, and why some rats belong in the kitchen. We also spend time talking about concert films, since it was a total disaster last time.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 117

Podcast 116, with Alison Rosen

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 03:17:37 +0000

ACE Newsgirl Alison Rosen joins me for a podcast about inappropriate cinematic relationships. I guarantee you no other podcast this week will cover The Muppets, incest, and whether or not it’s possible to fuck a mermaid.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 116

Podcast 115, with Chandler Krock

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:25:10 +0000

Happy Halloween!! Over the last month, my roommate Chandler and I have been watching a shit ton of horror films. This week, hear our thoughts on all of them.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 115

Podcast 114, with Robbie Starr

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:04:00 +0000

Movies with mumblers, and movies with titles that rhyme. Hey, when you get to 114 podcasts, it’s tough to think of new ideas. Robbie Starr returns for his 12th episode.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 114

Podcast 113, with Chris Laxamana

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 16:00:54 +0000

ACE Broadcaster Chris Laxamana joins me for a conversation about movies where one actor plays multiple characters, and movies where multiple actors play one character. It’s trippy.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 113

Podcast 112, with Babette Hodis

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 13:00:02 +0000

This week I’m joined by first time guest Babette Hodis to discuss the movies our parents introduced to us. We also talk about movies where characters give up on their goals (total cop out), and Babette blows my mind with a movie that features both giant bees AND killer rats.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 112

Podcast 111, with Gary Smith

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 04:37:01 +0000

If you were President, and aliens attacked or asteroids were plummeting toward Earth, what would you do? Gary Smith returns to help me analyze the best and worst movie president decisions. We also play another round of Never Have I Ever (Seen That Shitty Movie).

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 111

Notes:

Drive was meh. Moneyball was great. That is all.

Podcast 110, Solo Show

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 22:38:20 +0000

This week, a very special guest joins There Will Be Spoilers: me. I share some thoughts about the upcoming season, and reflect on the DVDs I own for no good reason.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 110

Notes:

Part of me feels like I’ve done this DVD topic before. But then I also think maybe I did it in an episode that had tech glitches and never got posted. Tell me, dear listener/commenter. Have I done this before??

Also, I DID record an episode with a guest for this week… only it was quite possibly the worst 12 minutes ever recorded, and both my guest and I thought it best to never air.

Podcast 109, with Justin Haacke

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:00:46 +0000

Controversial director Danny Boyle is the topic, alongside controversial guest Justin Haacke. Find out what motivates a man to follow up a zombie movie with a kids movie, then follow his Oscar-winning film with one about a guy who chops off his own arm. There’s a space opera in there too.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 109

Notes:

Never got to see Drive… don’t let my future talk confuse you. Did see Warrior though, which I really really enjoyed.

Podcast 108, with Erik R. Norris

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 16:21:14 +0000

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?? Well, I can’t promise you that, but I can promise you a great conversation about the most obnoxious characters in cinema history. Plenty of surprises too… first-time guest Erik R. Norris joins.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 108

Notes:

I realized once again that I was not using the correct mic to record the audio about 9mins in. Stupid Garage Band and it’s stupid audio settings… why would you not automatically switch back to my mic once I plug it in?

Also, when discussing Jurassic Park, I meant Laura Dern, not Laura Linney. Though let’s face it, is anyone able to tell the difference?

Podcast 107, with Rebecca Fondiler

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 06:53:36 +0000

Little sis is back, and together we try to get through a summer movie wrap up. We also address some pressing fan mail, and Becca tempts her romantic fate with a game of Movie XASH.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 107

Notes:

I spent Labor Day hanging at the beach, which I haven’t done in years. The water was freezing and I got sunburned all over my stomach except for one single patch where you can clearly see my fingers burned into my skin. Otherwise, it was awesome.

Anyway, it’s also why this episode is getting posted late. I’m gonna go soak myself in Aloe and go to sleep. Or try to.

Podcast 106, with Alex Reed and Chandler Krock

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 16:00:15 +0000

Just days before going on vacation, I’ve decided to discuss movies where vacations go terribly wrong. Past and present roommates Alex Reed and Chandler Krock join to convince me I’ll be murdered in my hostel.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 106

Notes:

In case you were concerned, I did survive the hostel and my trip was a resounding success.

Podcast 105, with Brett Rader

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 06:26:10 +0000

Paarrrttyy!! Brett Rader’s on vacay from NY and came by to talk about parties in movies we wish we were invited to. We also discuss the sneaky tricks that marketing teams do to get your ass in the theater, and Brett does some brilliant movie re-enactments.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 105

Notes:

For the record, I did not go to sleep that night until 7am the next morning. I was then woken up at around 10:30am by Brett and Josh singing ‘I Am A Real American’ outside my window after unsuccessfully trying to break into it. Needless to say that was a party you wish you were invited to.

Podcast 104, with Emily Mellin

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 07:00:08 +0000

MAXIMUM SPOILER ALERT. Emily Mellin returns to talk about movies where the bad guys win. We also play a new drinking game: ‘Has Matt Seen It?’ I was pretty drunk, so I think I won? Seriously, THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS EP. Oh come on, don’t be so uptight!

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 104

Notes:

Fairly certain that more movies are spoiled in this single episode than the entirety of the show’s history combined. Someone should keep track for me.

Podcast 103, with Drew Coolidge

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 07:45:01 +0000

We’re just gonna make this shit up as we go along. Drew ‘The Piece’ Coolidge returns for his first solo episode to talk about Improv in film, and why it’s exactly/nothing like ad-libbing in film.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 103

Notes:

EN-RA-HA!

Podcast 102, with Gary Smith

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 07:01:13 +0000

Gary Smith and I discuss the lives of Chuck Barris, John Nash, Frank Abagnale Jr., and a bunch of other people you wouldn’t know if A-list actors hadn’t played them. Later we play a nail-biting round of Never Have I Ever (Seen That Shitty Movie).

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 102

Notes:

*UPDATE*: New audio should be up and running now. Sorry if you tried to endure the episode yesterday…

*From Original Posting*
Sound quality is really bad this week. Allow me to explain:

I went to Vegas over the weekend, and water spilled all over my laptop. The result? Not having the podcast file readily available. THANK GOD I recorded this week’s episode at ACE Broadcasting, because if I had just recorded it directly to my now broken computer, that episode may have been lost forever. Instead, tonight at work I grabbed the file off the backup recorder… it’s noticeably lower quality, but I figure it’s better than nothing.

Let’s keep those fingers crossed I get my laptop all fixed up, yeah? Assuming the hard drive isn’t fried, I’ll upgrade to the higher quality file as soon as I can.

Podcast 101, with Joel Sinensky

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 03:55:33 +0000

TWBS 101: Film Appreciation. Rival professor Joel Sinensky and I go through our imaginary syllabus if we were teaching a film class. We also ask listeners to choose which class they’d rather take.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 101

Notes:

I was right, Gene Wilder is in Bonnie and Clyde. Boo-yah! This is just one more reason why I should be your film teacher, and not Joel.

Podcast 100, Favorite Moments

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 05:52:12 +0000

Highlights from the first 100 episodes, as hosted alongside Luis ‘The Piece’ Cortes. Hear our take as we look back on some of the show’s most compelling/awkward/hilarious moments, and hopefully a few surprises along the way.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 100

Notes:

Highlights include-
Podcast 003, Robbie Starr
Podcast 006, Joti Poirier
Podcast 010, Rebecca Fondiler
Podcast 061, Mom & Dad
Podcast 019, Chandler Krock
Podcast 021, Austin Krock & Bob Hildebrand
Podcast 029, Joel Sinensky & Brett Rader
Podcast 030, Paul Travisano
Podcast 032, Alex Reed
Podcast 036, Jeff Newman
Podcast 047, Andrew Fox
Podcast 048, Luis Cortes & Drew Coolidge
Podcast 082, Matt Schulman
Podcast 084, Sean Novak
Podcast 088, Justin Haacke

Podcast 099, with Jeff Newman

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 07:03:35 +0000

The year 1999 was supposedly the greatest year of contemporary cinema. I can’t prove that anyone said that, but I can spend 30mins talking to Jeff Newman about it.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 099

Notes:

Damn my audio settings! Once again, recorded on the MacBook instead of the very expensive microphone we were speaking into.

Podcast 098, with Jamie Zakoski

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 21:42:57 +0000

Jamie Zakoski and I discuss actors who shouldn’t, and a bunch of athletes, rappers and pop stars who desperately want to.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 098

Notes:

On behalf of both Jamie and myself, I would like to state that we are both deeply ashamed we forgot to talk about Shaq. I mean, seriously, how is that even possible?

That night, I was haunted by a terrible vision that was eerily similar to this…

Podcast 097, with Robbie Starr

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 06:45:51 +0000

I love LA… which is why we’ve dedicated half an episode to discuss movies about this lovely town. Robbie Starr and I also desperately try to transition to our other topic, Bug Movies, and realize that on some issues, we will never see eye to fly……. sorry.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 097

Notes:

First, before you say anything, we DID discuss Arachnophobia & Eight Legged Freaks… just not in this episode. Check out Podcast 009 for that.

Next, before you say anything, Robbie has openly admitted to being a racist:

Robbie: For your show notes, we confused Forest Whitaker with Charles S. Dutton in Mimic. Whoops. We came so close to recording an entire racism free episode.

Matt: For the record, I did say ‘wait, is it him?’ before I said ‘oh, okay’

Robbie: Yeah, okay. I’ll take the blame for this one. Tell your listeners to take a double shot when it happens.

DO IT!!

Lastly, proof that The Deadly Mantis and The Deadly Bees are two separate MST3K episodes:

Podcast 096, with Dan Port

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 05:46:21 +0000

It’s the return of ‘Never Have I Ever (Seen That Shitty Movie)’! Dan Port and I booze it up during a discussion about sports comedies, movie premieres, and cemetery screenings.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 096

Notes:
Definitely going to bring the Never Have I Ever game back into regular rotation. A lot of fun when you’re slightly more prepped.

I’m also still wearing the shirt I spilled beer all over and not ashamed to admit it. It smells like 3-day-old beer, but whatever, it’s a cool shirt.

Podcast 095, with Anthony Carmona

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 16:45:58 +0000

This episode may be 2Fast and 2Furious 4U 2Handle. My new roommate Anthony Carmona joins for a conversation about our favorite chases, races and crashes.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 095

Notes:

I will not forget Richard Dreyfuss’s name. I will not forget Richard Dreyfuss’s name. I will not forget Richard Dreyfuss’s name. I will not forget Richard Dreyfuss’s name. I will not forget Richard Dreyfuss’s name. I will not forget Richard Dreyfuss’s name. I will not forget Richard Dreyfuss’s name. I will not forget Richard Dreyfuss’s name. I will not forget Richard Dreyfuss’s name. I will not forget Richard Dreyfuss’s name.

Podcast 094, with Brett Rader

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 16:00:45 +0000

There are definitely a ton of spoilers in this ep. But, as Brett Rader points out, the only way to really appreciate the mind and films of Charlie Kaufman is to talk about the endings. You should definitely listen, but if you get all weird about that sort of thing, you’ve been warned.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 094

Notes:

Fully aware that ‘embodifies’ is not a real word.

Also, I had an allergy attack that kicked in about five minutes into this ep. Really not fun to record when you’re trying not to sniffle every 15 seconds.

Podcast 093, with Giovanni Giorgio

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 30 May 2011 19:33:03 +0000

Adam Carolla ‘Superfan’ Giovanni Giorgio joins me for an in-depth review of the film Super and a larger discussion of superhero films. We also talk about Carolla’s film career, and chat about some upcoming summer releases.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 093

Notes:

Sorry for the late-day post… forgot it was Monday!

And thanks to Gary for sticking around late to run the soundboard.

Podcast 092, with Tyler Kahl

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 23 May 2011 16:38:12 +0000

Twins, Doppelgangers, and Celebrity Lookalikes are at the center of this week’s episode. DoppSpot.com creator Tyler Kahl joins.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 092

Notes:

Eh, no notes on this one that I can think of. I’ve got work to do, k?

Podcast 091, with Colin Fitzpatrick

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 16 May 2011 16:00:42 +0000

Don’t let the fact that this episode is about Tim Burton stop you from listening to it. Colin Fitzpatrick returns to talk about bizarre old-people makeup, Johnny Depp obsession, and what to do if you’re attacked by a grizzly bear.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 091

Notes:

I, for one, am happy to have our cougar conversation on record.

Podcast 090, with Mom and Dad

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 09 May 2011 16:00:03 +0000

In honor of Mother’s Day, Mom and Dad come back to talk about movies with Mothers, Fathers, and Political Assassinations. That last part was my dad’s idea.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 090

Notes:

Right after we finished recording my mom proudly said “And we didn’t even say fuck once!” Nice job, guys.

Also- I just want to say that it’s not entirely my fault that I combined the plots of Nick of Time and Sudden Death. Both involve politicians and kidnapping, both came out in 1995, and both were pretty horrible.

Lastly-
Accidentally left off: Catch Me If You Can
Intentionally left off: Inside. Which I just watched this weekend. *cringe*

Podcast 089, with Katie Levine and Logan Moy

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 02 May 2011 15:15:22 +0000

Prepare yourself for the 2011 Summer Movie F***fest! Fudge Factory co-hosts Katie Levine and Logan Moy join me for a discussion of summer movies, video games, and getting tazed in the movie theater.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 089

Notes:

After we finished recording this, Logan showed me trailers for all the movies we discussed. I still could care less about Transformers 3, but I’m certainly sold on Captain America (Good sign: I made him stop the trailer before we could finish it).

Podcast 088, with Justin Haacke

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 16:48:25 +0000

‘Christopher Nolan is a BAMF.’ So said a friend of mine when I explained the topic of this week’s episode. Justin Haacke returns for a podcast we both agreed was way better than the last one we recorded together.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 088

Notes:

Contrary to what I said at the top of the episode, this is NOT episode 89. Part of me wanted to record another episode before this just so I wouldn’t sound like an idiot… but I ran out of time, and assumed you’d all take the idiot effect into account anyway.

Podcast 087, with a car full of people

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 09:49:34 +0000

Recorded during a surprisingly speedy exit from the Coachella Polo Grounds. Bob, Austin, Alex and Chandler join me for a mercifully short podcast about concert films and films about concerts.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 087

Notes:

As soon as I finished recording, suddenly my friends had a whole slew of things we could talk about in our podcast. Thanks guys.

So… tired…

Podcast 086, with Joti Poirier

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 16:15:12 +0000

Joti Poirier joins me from across the pond in France for an episode dedicated to films about Culture Clash.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 086

Notes:

If I ever agree to an early morning Sunday record again, kill me. Also, I’m slightly amused I referred to wizards as magicians throughout this entire ep.

Podcast 085, with Robbie Starr

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 08:20:41 +0000

First, an audio walk-through of the new TWBS Studios, then Robbie Starr is back to talk with me about the incredibly inconsistent work of filmmaker Robert Rodriguez.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 085

Notes:

It’s a damn good thing I double check these files before I post them. Turns out I made a bad edit about halfway through this show and a good 5 minutes was lost. Managed to catch it while listening on a long road trip, and now hopefully everything’s there.

Postin’ early, happy Monday!

BTW- Salma Hayek IS in Once Upon A Time in Mexico… but I think Robbie was talking about Eva Mendes??

Podcast 084, with Sean Novak

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 16:15:17 +0000

Quentin Tarantino is the subject of this week’s entry into the Fondiler Favorite Filmmaker Series. Sean “Bucket” Novak drove through a fucking rainstorm to join.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 084

Notes:

At the end of the episode, Sean asks me about what I want the next Tarantino film to be. I won’t spoil my on-air answer, but I will say that this is a very serious question that has required significant deep thought. So far, all I’ve come up with as an alternative answer is “Space Movie.”

PS- This is (I assume) the very last episode I’ll record at TWBS Studios NoHo. As I type this, half of my belongings are already moved to my new house, and tomorrow I take the rest of it over. Hollywood Hills House– aka TWBSHHH– to commence shortly.

Podcast 083, with Sean Wallitsch

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 16:00:43 +0000

Dungeons & Dragons, Wizards & Warlocks, and Animated Boobs. Nerds UNITE, as Sean Wallitsch joins for an intensely dorky conversation about Fantasy Films.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 083

Notes:

We said in the podcast that no one brings props to our games… then Bob showed up 30mins later with a Nerf Axe. Also, we played from 8pm to about 2am. Seriously. What is wrong with us?

BONUS PODCAST APPEARANCE! G.I.O. Get It On!

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 19:41:29 +0000

I recently appeared on Adam Carolla Superfan Giovanni’s podcast. We talk about my daily gig at ACE, the inspirations for TWBS, and of course some movie talk as well.

The show is mostly made up of old Loveline clips… so skip to 6:14:00 if you just want to hear the 45min interview (yes, that’s Hour 6).

Check it out, and GET IT ON!
http://giopodcast.com/2011/03/16/g-i-o-get-it-on-episode-55/

Podcast 082, with Matt Schulman

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:00:43 +0000

Frogs will fall from the sky, porn stars will have mental breakdowns, and I will drink your milkshake. Matt Schulman joins me for Episode 82, dedicated to the five films of Paul Thomas Anderson.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 082

Notes:

As indicated in the recording, I accidentally recorded this ep using the laptop mic instead of the Snowball. This was the result of recording several episodes out of order, and having all the audio settings messed up from my last Skype call. Anyway, thankfully both us are good at projecting, and high fives to my Mac for picking up just about everything we said.

Also, it should be said again, this is quite possibly my favorite trailer of all time. “Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours.” Gives me chills every time.

Podcast 081, with Robbie Starr

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 17:00:32 +0000

Robbie Starr and I anticipate our first AA meeting, and discuss the one thing people would kill to figure out. We also celebrate our love of trilogies, and get seriously confused talking about amnesia movies and silent movies.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 081

Notes:

Happy 1 year anniversary to me!! That’s right folks, 363 days ago I posted my very first podcast to this very site. Sweeeeeet.

Thanks to all the listeners who’ve stuck through it, and another welcome to anyone just joining the family.

Podcast 080, with Paul Travisano

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 17:00:57 +0000

Paul Travisano and I do our post-Oscar wrap-up, and dedicate the rest of the episode to indie filmmaker Steven Spielberg.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 080

Notes:

Special thanks to B. Rader for sending me written directions on recording Skype calls, even though he explained it all to me verbally like 15 times.

Also, if there are more flubs and stutters than usual, it’s because I have to hear my own voice in my headphones when I do Skype shows like this, and the voice delay throws me off constantly.

Podcast 079, with Logan Moy

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 17:06:32 +0000

Who will take home the big awards at this weekend’s Oscars? Film Vault producer Logan Moy returns to help set the record straight. We also RE-review a lot of movies… much easier to do once you’ve seen more than half a trailer.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 079

Notes:

Recording at Carolla One = Awesome

And yes, yes, I know it’s Campbell Scott, not Scott Campbell.

Podcast 078, with Colin Fitzpatrick

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 17:00:07 +0000

In honor of recording 24 hours of content, fake OPHS-alumni Colin Fitzpatrick helps me discuss movies that take place within a day. We also have an extended conversation about Puppet Movies.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 078

Notes:

That’s the first time I rolled a live video while recording. I kinda liked that, will have to make it a regular thing. Here’s the trailer if you want to see for yourself:

Podcast 077, with Luis “The Piece” Cortes and Drew “The Piece” Coolidge

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 17:00:44 +0000

Old roommates reunite to discuss movies about Heaven (because it rhymes with 77). Drew also talks about cartoon porn….. gross.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 077

Notes:

As indicated at the end of the episode, I originally had a different (first-time) guest lined up for this week. Unfortunately, my laptop tricked me into thinking I was recording when in fact I wasn’t. I’ll have her back on soon, but in the meantime, I recorded the episode you’re hearing the following evening and I thought it came out pretty damn well.

Podcast 076, with Brett Rader and Andrew Fox

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 17:09:08 +0000

Brett Rader and I discuss fat chicks, pink eye, and whether or not Forrest Gump was circumcised. Later, Andrew Fox joins the call to help discuss the shittiest roommates in film history.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 076

Notes:

Pretty sure you heard all the technical notes mid-recording.

Podcast 075, with Justin “Jubby” Haacke

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 17:05:32 +0000

75% of the movies you see are only about 75% good. In honor of this, the 75th episode, Justin and I give a C+ effort to discuss the perfectly average movie.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 075

Notes:

Can you dig it?

Podcast 074, with Joel Sinensky

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 17:00:50 +0000

In this week’s episode, Joel and I discuss the iconic performances of our favorite actors. We also welcome a new sponsor of sorts, and read a bit of fan mail.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 074

Notes:

Here’s the Drunk History thingy I was telling Joel about…

Podcast 073, with Emily Mellin

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 18:49:10 +0000

Emily Mellin and I look to the year ahead and discuss every movie you could possibly watch on any given holiday.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 073

Notes:

Yeah yeah, I know, I need to find a way to run the internet and my podcast at the same time. I’m workin’ on it!

Podcast 072, Top 10 Films of 2010

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 17:15:04 +0000

At long last, the highly anticipated Top 10 Films of 2010. I saw a shit ton of movies over the break to make this list as accurate as possible. I also list off some acting awards, my least favorite films, and the films I’m looking forward to most in 2011.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 072

Notes:

As I indicated in the recording, this was thrown together at the very last minute. Hands down one of the more frustrating, complicated edit jobs I’ve ever had to do… but if I’ve done my work correctly, you (hopefully) won’t notice. Just gonna say that Garage Band is the fucking bane of my existence, and also I’m wondering why you’d ever put a beta program online to download if it doesn’t function properly.

Back with new guests next week! Happy 2011!!

Nice Guys’ Book Club– yet again

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 00:32:09 +0000

In lieu of your regular weekly podcast, here’s someone else’s show I was on. If you haven’t already listened to the Nice Guys Book Club, be sure to check out their latest ep (135), and the one they post next week (136). I’ll be in both– once very drunk, and once very hungover.

Listen at: http://niceguysbookclub.tumblr.com

Podcast 071, with Kevin Buckalew

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 17:30:41 +0000

First-time guest Kevin Buckalew talks to me about “Bandwagon Movies.” Not sure what those are? Neither was I, but I think I figured it out. We also talk about our guilty pleasures (the film kind).

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 071

Notes:

Anyone hearing the weird echo in this recording? Hopefully not. I think Logan may have fixed the problem, but not sure…

Podcast 070, with Logan Moy

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 17:00:47 +0000

Back again at Carolla One Studios, this time with Film Vault producer, Logan Moy. We take an early look at some Oscar hopefuls, even though we haven’t seen 3/4 of the movies being considered.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 070

Notes:

Thanks to both Logan and Katie for helping to set up all the audio stuff. And thanks to everyone else at ACE for letting me record in the studio– though I’m pretty sure most people didn’t realize we were recording anyway.

Also, am I crazy or is there a weird echo in these eps now?? Any Garage Band experts out there?? Would appreciate some feedback if ya know how to fix that…

Podcast 069, with Matt Schulman

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 17:26:21 +0000

Episode 69! Woooooooooo! Things get way too fucking sexy as Matt Schulman and I discuss the hottest sex scenes from movies no one would ever consider sexy.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 069

Notes:

As is quite obvious from the opening lines, technically I recorded this episode prior to the last one. What can I say? Matt came over to podcast and I was in the mood to 69– wait, uhh, no, that’s not… no.

Also, fun fact: part way through this episode, Matt says a movie quote, “I never take it off.” This is going to take way too long to explain, but back in high school, Jeff Newman (former guest and mutual friend) quizzed me on this exact movie quote, and then refused to tell me the correct answer. Somewhere along the way I totally forgot about the exchange, but technically by saying what movie it was from, Matt helped solve a riddle that’s plagued me for literally a decade.

Podcast 068, with Robbie Starr

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 17:30:53 +0000

In today’s podcast, Robbie and I review one of the greatest films of all-time: Road House. We also talk about the best DVD extras, and why it’s never a good idea to give an old dog string cheese.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 068

Notes:

Now that I have a snazzy new laptop, I can record shows just about anywhere. Look forward to more on-location podcasts in the near future. Also, as announced in this episode, ThereWillBeSpoilers.com will also lead you to this very site, so feel free to change out your bookmarks.

Also visit twbs.com. They will help with all your business solutions.

Podcast 067, with Allie Rhodes

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 08:15:31 +0000

Allie Rhodes and I take you through our high school theater timeline and compare our productions to their cinematic counterparts. We also talk about our favorite movie music to drive to, and swoon over Cary Grant’s charm.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 067

Notes:

Damn, the one classic film I forgot to mention that we could have talked endlessly about: Power Rangers. Next time, next time…

FLASHBACK! Podcast 042, with Josh Androsky

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 04:32:10 +0000

Funnyman/Nice Guy Josh Androsky returns to the show to talk about our favorite stand-up comedians and why some of them make such shitty movies. We also read a bit of controversial fan mail, and discuss our love of parody films.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 042

Notes:

Got a nice plug on the Adam Carolla Show, thought I’d move a personal favorite to the top of the page. No disrespect to any of my other awesome guests.

If you’re here for the first time, check out some of my other clever episode descriptions. Average episode length is 30mins, and if you’d like, please subscribe on iTunes!

Podcast 066, with Nic Z

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 19:30:21 +0000

Badass Chicks are at the center of today’s podcast. Nic Z returns to help complete the list, and also talk to me about movies that sounded great on paper, but ended up being crap.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 066

Notes:

Very glad to have Nic back on the show, mostly because it means we get to hang out and catch up afterward. Many thanks for the script suggestions– for the record, I’ve pitched all of it and am waiting to hear back.

Podcast 065, with Jeff Newman

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 18:13:37 +0000

The Alternate 1985 of Podcasts. Jeff Newman and I recall the podcast we recorded 35 minutes earlier, and try to salvage what’s left of our sanity as we discuss time travel movies, box office flops, and Jeff’s OKCupid profile.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 065

Notes:

Ughh, seriously, fuck my fucking computer. All I did was try to save our recording and the whole thing froze. We ended up plugging the mic into a laptop I’m borrowing, and thankfully I edit these shows on a free program.

Three cheers for Jeff, not only for introducing me to the McRib, but also for being game for a second take. Actually I think I like this one more anyway. Here’s his badass zombie vid (he’s the one that looks like Ron Weasley ):

Podcast 064, with Katie Levine and Tyler Kahl

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 16:29:38 +0000

Recorded live from Carolla One studios in Glendale! Two of my friends at ACE Broadcasting join me for an especially random episode about surf movies and the art of sneaking into the theater.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 064

Notes:

I’m tired of my newest intro. After creating 7 of them, the first is still far and away my favorite. Just gonna stick with that from now on as the official TWBS theme song.

Also, special thanks to the entire crew at ACE Broadcasting for allowing me to record there and helping to set up the mics and such.

Podcast 063, with Kat Canipe and Luis Cortes

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 16:00:55 +0000

Happy Halloween! Well, it’s still a few days away, but that doesn’t mean you can’t put on a freaky movie anyway. New guest-host Kat Canipe joins me and Luis the Piece for a discussion of our favorite Halloween and horror movies.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 063

Notes:

My computer is slowly dying on me. It’s a miracle I was able to get this episode posted online.

Podcast 062, with Brett Rader

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 15:15:07 +0000

Brett and I take a slow motion punch to the face as we discuss Jackass 3D and a bunch of other awesome movie stunts. We also get a well-placed kick to the stomach by way of an extended look at the Korean MASTERPIECE, Oldboy.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 062

Notes:

Masterpiece. Yeah, I said it.

Also, this was literally recorded just hours before the Monday deadline. All for you, listeners.

Podcast 061, with Mom, Dad and Becca

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 17:00:59 +0000

Nothing says family time like gathering around the microphone to talk about movies. I finally got the folks on here to explain why they let me watch such inappropriate films as a child; and as we prepare to go to a wedding, later my little sister comes by to help us talk about wedding movies.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 061

Notes:

Unfortunately I will not get a chance to listen to this show before I post it. Therefore, it’s possible there are weird sounds in the background, like the humming of my parents’ computer or the washing machine in the other room.

Apologies for this, and also for the slightly depressing news that I will now only be releasing one episode of TWBS a week. Only so much one man can do…

Podcast 060, with Justin Haacke

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 03:48:22 +0000

Senior Discount Episode! As TWBS celebrates its 60th birthday, Justin Haacke and I recall our favorite movies about old people.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 060

Notes:

Well, I’m putting this one up early but only cause it’s ready.

Austin, thanks again for the topic idea. Hope we did it justice.

Also, if you’re not already a member of the Facebook Fan Page, JOIN THE CULT HERE. Personally I get a kick out of the episode guide I’m building.

Podcast 059, Solo Show

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 17:00:45 +0000

NO GUEST. If you want something done right, do it yourself, yeah? There’s a ton of shit to cover as I enter my Golden Years of podcasting; including a Fall Movie Preview, October Horror Recommendations, and Movies I Need To See. Penny for your thoughts?

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 059

Notes:

Wow, really sorry about the clicking sounds. No, I did not suddenly just get terrible at sound editing… unfortunately when I started recording I didn’t realize the internet was open. And as I discovered in much earlier recordings, when the internet is running during a recording, it makes those clicking sounds every once in a while. There are more than I’d like, but I wasn’t about to start talking to myself for ANOTHER 20 minutes.

Also, I wasn’t kidding when I said my internet didn’t work. Thankfully Araceli was still awake when I finished recording, and many thanks to her for letting me upload the show via her laptop.

One more thing: It’s fucking Gregory Peck in The Omen. How did I not remember that?

Podcast 058, with Alex and Daniel

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 16:00:35 +0000

Alex “Tru” Reed swings by for a surprise visit before seeing Muse in concert. We reflect on our recent trip to Vegas, and also talk about our favorite Vegas and gambling movies.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 058

Notes:

I should begin by saying that it was Chandler’s brilliant idea to start recording our cab conversation. Obviously there is more audio than what I posted, but we didn’t exactly get his permission to record his voice so I’m taking my chances with a 5 second clip. Anyway, Chandler, brilliant idea. I’ll be sending you the full audios shortly.

BTW, for a deeper discussion on watching movies on TV vs. DVD, check out There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 046.

Podcast 057, with Joel and Robbie

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 16:20:59 +0000

Robbie and I exchange birthday presents, even though his birthday was almost five months ago and I still don’t actually have a present for him. Also, Joel’s back from NY, and talks with us about the movies we knew sucked, even when we were kids.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 057

Notes:

As with much of this podcast, a lot of thought went into deciding the proper name for this episode. Is it Joel and Robbie, or Robbie and Joel? In the end, I decided that Joel gets the advantage for this particular episode since he just moved back and for that reason alone was basically the guest of honor. Also he’s the one who first sat me down and forced me to record my very first episode. If nothing else, I’m basing the title on chronological order. Robbie, you’ve gotten plenty of shout outs on this website, I think you’ll agree I’m making the right decision.

Also, comodify is NOT a word.

Podcast 056, with Nate MacDonald

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 17:16:01 +0000

Nate MacDonald calls in via Skype for a discussion of the best and worst video game adaptations (mostly worst, let’s face it). We also pitch our own movies based on video games, and also some video games based on movies. My head hurts typing that out, but trust me, it makes sense.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 056

Notes:

How could I forget Goldeneye!?!? I am ashamed.

Podcast 055, with Black Will & the Krock Bros.

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 17:00:32 +0000

Austin and Chandler help me answer a fan question submitted by their mom. Their roommie Will also joins for a discussion of Dance Movies, and a round of If I Were King of Movies. Also be ready to have a couple movies spoiled, and hear a surprise call-in bonus guest.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 055

Notes:

Watch us act like insane fools during an epic round of capture the beer-

Podcast 054, with Joti Poirier

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 16:30:45 +0000

Recorded live on my birthday, Joti returns from across the hall for one final in-person podcast before she moves back to France. Shit gets REAL as we talk about our favorite documentaries, and comment on the ridiculousness of Reality TV.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 054

Notes:

Nice! Looks like YouTube has the entire documentary online. Watch and have your mind blown.

Podcast 053, with Robbie and Dave

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 17:00:48 +0000

Dave challenges us to name our favorite movie quotes with 3 words or less. We also discuss the intricacies of The Plisky Scale, and read Robbie his future in a round of movie-themed MASH (henceforth known as XASH).

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 053

Notes:

This episode was originally edited with Robbie and Dave sitting right next to me and challenging my every move in post production. They complained about the various sound problems, and insisted I do a few things differently. Well, I listened to them, and then when I went to listen to the episode in my car it sounded like utter shit.

SO, I’ve gone back and re-finalized the episode. The sound still seems a bit strange to me, but I think it’s much better.

Also, here’s our XASH game (click to enlarge):

Podcast 052, with Sam Cohen

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:37:49 +0000

The hills are alive, with the sound of me and Sam Cohen talking about movie music. Actually, now that I think about it, we never actually did talk about The Sound of Music. Oh well, we did talk about Space Jam though. Think about THAT!

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 052

Notes:

Here’s that cool Inception score thingy we were talking about.

Podcast 051, with Bob Hildebrand

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:30:25 +0000

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel… well, pretty buzzed actually. Not that that’s ever stopped us from recording a podcast before. Bob Hildebrand returns to discuss the myriad of ways humanity has been destroyed throughout the history of cinema. And yes, that includes zombies.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 051

Notes:

I still think Bob is confused about the plane that destroyed the mothership in Independence Day, but certainly my description of the event didn’t help. Also there are several other mistakes in this episode, DEAL with it.

Podcast 050, with Joel Sinensky

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:07:15 +0000

Fifty muthafuckin’ Episodes! I brought back the man who helped start it all to reflect on the past 4+ dozen podcasts, and also to help me go totally meta and talk about Movies about Movies.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 050

Notes:

Normally you wouldn’t hear the new intro till the next ep, but what can I say? It was already done and it felt right.

*sigh* If only Skype worked better…

Podcast 049, with Justin Haacke

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 17:47:28 +0000

Ratings mega-booster Justin Haacke returns to have a movie spoiled for him and also to talk about the movies we were forced to watch in high school. Later we play an intense round of Never Have I Ever (shitty film edition).

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 049

Notes:

A few times in this episode we refer to a conversation I had in Podcast 046 with Brett Rader re: Elizabeth Hurley’s vajayjay. For some reason I kept calling it 047.

Also, Justin left his glorious bumper sticker prize at my apartment. What the fuck, yo?

BTW, here’s his badass music video:

Podcast 048, with Luis and Drew

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 16:00:45 +0000

Luis and Drew return for a very nostalgic look back at our favorite animated films. We break down the best Pixar films, Don Bluth cartoons, and even go on a tangent about our favorite TV-series-to-video-games.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 048

Notes:

Ehhhh, no notes on this one. Just really enjoyed recording it.

On second thought, Drew has asked me to make the following correction:
“Looking it up later, it was EVA Gabor who played Bianca in The Rescuers.”

Thanks Drew. And for the record, Bob Newhart DID play Bernard, though I wonder if at any point he tucked his dick between his legs to pose.

Podcast 047, with Andrew Fox

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:00:59 +0000

In today’s episode, Andrew Fox and I skype it out in a discussion of Woody Allen films. We also analyze The Bechdel Test, which tries to determine which movies have scenes with 2 women talking to each other about something other than a man. Spoiler: Most don’t.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 047

Notes:

Apologies for Skype cut-outs as usual. Also, I don’t really know what Andrew was sawing or skinning during our recording, but it sounded very strange.

Oh yeah:

*drooooooool*

Podcast 046, with Brett Rader

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 14:39:03 +0000

Brett Rader joins for me an entirely user-submitted episode dedicated to answering YOUR fanmail questions… Well, I answer them. Mostly Brett just complains that he doesn’t understand the questions. There’s also some TV talk in there. You’re welcome.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 046

Notes:

Fun fact: 40 Year Old Virgin was on TV later that night. I tried to watch it, but found myself incredibly annoyed. Guess I was wrong.

Podcast 045, with Chandler Krock

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 16:00:01 +0000

Chandler and I play another round of Defend Your DVD Collection and discuss our favorite “What The Fuck!?” moments. Somewhere in there we also analyze some fanmail of biblical proportions.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 045

Notes:

After recording, I forced Chandler to watch Adaptation with me. At one point I asked, “are you starting to understand what I mean by ‘what the fuck?’?” He nodded and I could tell he was extremely confused. I cleared it up with one sentence*, and I think he’ll agree it was nothing but laughter and insanity from that point on.

*Potential, but still rather cryptic **spoiler**: Donald has taken over the script.

Podcast 044, with Dave Plisky

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 16:00:01 +0000

TWBS Takes Over The World!!! In the first ever international Skype podcast, my buddy Dave Plisky joins me from Prague in a discussion about foreign films and traveling the world– or at least watching movies that make you feel like you have.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 044

Notes:

For some reason, whenever I say “foreign” it sounds like I’m saying “porn.” Also:

Focus at :52 and 1:05

See!!! Totally a hooded figure!!! Well, at least a guy in a hood. BOOYOW!

Podcast 043, with David Judge

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 17:15:41 +0000

The man, the myth, the penguin: David Judge at long last blesses my show with his inappropriate sound effects and musings on horror films. We also reminisce about our glory days as Indian Guides and discuss a trifecta of brilliant Sam Neil performances.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 043

Notes:

WARNING! YOUR EARS WILL BLEED IF YOU DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE FAIRLY QUIETLY. David is like a four-year-old when it comes to obeying podcast rules. I tried people, I really tried.

Podcast 042, with Josh Androsky

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 17:30:47 +0000

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 042

Notes:

Josh wanted me to add an Inception music cue partway through the podcast. Ran out of time… sowwee!

Podcast 041, with Tyler Holtman

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 07:14:32 +0000

Hey, remember film school? My guest Tyler Holtman does; he just graduated. We talk about the lessons we learned, the movies we made, and the horrible films we had to endure from other students. I’ll also read a bit of fan mail, and compare some college movies to the actual college experience.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 041

Notes:

Upon listening to this again, it almost seems like I’m saying Animal House and Van Wilder are of equal comedic value. For the record, it is a mistake to suggest these are even close to the same playing field. John Belushi > Dog Semen Jokes.

Thoughts on the new intro? Send me an email or post in the comments!

Podcast 040, with Ryan Stroock Stern

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:00:44 +0000

Ryan Stroock Stern shows much love for classic films like Surf Ninjas and Newsies. We also uncover the seedy underbelly of cinema in a mildly controversial discussion about drug use and crossdressing.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 040

Notes:

You’re welcome, Ryan.

And apologies to Scorcese for not correctly naming that movie I’ve never seen before: Bringing Out The Dead.

Podcast 039, with Matt Schulman

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 07:05:02 +0000

Experience a carnival of movie games as Matt Schulman once again visits the podcast studio. We also try to talk about our favorite directors, but unsurprisingly, that doesn’t exactly go as planned.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 039

Notes:

Matt continues to call and text me with additional directors he wants to talk about.

Also, we allude to the fact that this show has a few edits. Believe me, the show would have been about ten minutes longer with extraordinarily long awkward silences as we tried to think of shitty movies we’d never seen before. I promise you, you didn’t miss anything.

Podcast 038, with Travis Black

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 16:15:38 +0000

Travis Black returns to the show, and attempts to borrow a classic DVD from me. We also discuss movies that may put you on the FBI watch list, and play another round of Hollywood Psychic.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 038

Notes:

Much, much less of a hassle converting the audio from my video camera to the computer. If the recording sounds strange, it’s your fault.

Also, I think at some point I say “bucket of worms”, which I’m fairly certain is not a real phrase. Then again, I may have said this in the next episode. I recorded two in a day and can’t recall which was which. Too lazy to re-listen.

Podcast 037, with Robbie Starr

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:15:38 +0000

I felt like crap last night, but still managed to drag Robbie over for a painfully under-prepared episode about plant movies and math movies. Brace yourself for our thoughts on the explosive new Mel Gibson audio, and also prepare for long tangents about spoons and kosher food.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 037

Notes:

Hey, they can’t all be gems, right?

Definitely need to figure out a way to balance two jobs and two weekly podcasts. Another rush job, apologies for the low energy. Also apologies for any audio issues, didn’t really have time to double check everything.

I have enjoyed cutting in clips from outside sources though… hopefully I’ll find other ways to mix up the show from time to time.

Podcast 036, with Jeff Newman

ThereWillBeSpoilers — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:30:35 +0000

The legendary Jeff Newman drops by to discuss famous people we’ve interacted with, fake porno movie names, and J-Lo-Hew’s vagina.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 036

Notes:

Found this off of vajazzleville.com (even the staff can’t keep a straight face)-