Podcast 007, with Brett Rader

Holy shit! I can record Skype calls! Enjoy the first ever bi-coastal edition of TWBS, featuring Brett Rader in all his New York glory. We discuss Netflix movies that end up at the top of your queue for reasons you can’t quite explain, movies we judge people for liking, and how all of this relates to your OKCupid internet dating profile.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 007

Notes:

Alright, so the audio cuts out a bit. Certainly better than nothing, and at least it records exactly as I hear it through the speakers. Very special thanks to my parents for purchasing my totally awesome new microphone (which I’m sure will sound much better when not being filtered through three additional programs).

Also special thanks to Joti for letting me practice Skyping for the first time, even though I could clearly hear you from across the hall. And thank you internet and Skype. You are awesome.

Podcast 006, with Joti Poirier

Matt’s first female guest dissects his various theories of feminine psychology: namely The Disney Princess Drive, and The Audrey Hepburn Theory. Also, for some reason, Matt goes on a tangent about his grandpa throwing dead monkeys out of an airplane.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 006

Note to self: Never, EVER do a Marilyn Monroe impression. Or any impression for that matter. Yikes.

Other Notes:

… yeah, third person is funnier for the ads. You’ll get your sweet 1st person perspective here in the notes section, should you chose to indulge me any further.

I like this episode. Maybe it starts a little slow, but I think eventually we find our groove and discuss some funny concepts. As always, I encourage listener feedback here on the blog site.

Podcast 005, with Justin Haacke

Justin and I go a little too deep revealing the movie scenes that seriously traumatized us. We also take a good ol’ fashioned dump on a couple M. Night Shyamalan movies, and make an Unbreakable pact of our own (or so we hope).

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 005

Notes:

I can never decide if I want the episode bios to be in first or third person. Third person is kinda pretentious, huh?

Matt must ponder this…

Podcast 004, with Luis and Drew

Luis “The Piece” Cortes and Drew “The Piece” Coolidge help me answer some very difficult questions: Why do people like The Rock? Why DON’T people like Starship Troopers? Is Speedy Gonzales racist? We also talk about boobs. Hehe… boobs.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 004

Notes:

If you ever hear the audio crackling, it’s probably because I let my guests unwrap their fast food and eat Doritos while I record. Part of me likes the idea cause maybe it makes you feel like you’re just chillin in the room with us, but maybe it’s too distracting? Should I limit my guests to silent snacks? Seriously people, this is your podcast as well as mine, I wanna know!

ALSO, I said in the podcast that I’d only known these guys for maybe 4 or 5 years. Let it be known that is fucking ridiculous. I’ve known Luis for probably 7 or 8 years now, and Drew ain’t too far behind.

Podcast 003, with Robbie Starr

In the landmark third podcast, Matt and special guest Robbie Starr discuss everything related to trilogies. The best, the worst, the ones that should have been, and the ones that didn’t deserve a single sequel, much less 12 (I’m talkin ’bout you, Land Before Time).

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 003

Notes:

This is the third episode, and I have yet to record on the same equipment. Can you even tell the difference? Thanks for bringin the snazzy mic, Robbie… maybe if my dad becomes a principal like your dad, I can get a free $80 microphone too!

Podcast 002, with Bob Hildebrand

Matt and Bob discuss the proper procedures for treating a lacerated toe, and hunting/skinning a deer… oh yeah, they also talk about The Hurt Locker, other war movies, and movies they were too effed up to remember watching.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 002

Notes:

Bob told me my intro was too long. Let me know if you prefer this shorter version that I’ve tacked on here. Personally I enjoy all the sound bites, but if you’ve got an opinion on the matter, I’d appreciate you posting in the comments.

This ended up being kind of a Frankenstein-like podcast. I originally attempted to post it the night we recorded it, but in my excitement I realized a few glitches were in the final copy. Had to go back and re-upload some of the footage that got dropped for reasons I can’t even begin to explain…

Podcast 001, with Joel Sinensky

In this episode, Matt and Joel discuss guy movies vs. girl movies, great films with shitty endings, and the difficulties of recording a podcast in your parents’ backyard at midnight.

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There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 001

Notes:

Includes possible spoilers for Antichrist and An Education.  Sorry, we tried our best to avoid the big ones… well, not really “tried” so much as “didn’t care”.

Also please note that I refer to the show as “Talkin’ Shit Out”. Enjoy the name while you can, from here on out it’s TWBS.